June 2010

  • Urgent Communique to Baroness Thatcher

    By Maverick on 6/15/10 10:52pm
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    My Dearest Maggie,

    Though it has been many years since last we spoke, I feel compelled to warn you now of an impending trial that waits on the horizon for you. In but a short time, an individual who has been, if you'll excuse my parlance, mucking around in the colonies will descend upon our fair England in search of you. I cannot claim to know the full extent of her motives or what she plans to do once she catches up with you, but I can assure you that it will be not at all pleasant for you or anyone in your general vicinity. I fear that if I were to divulge any more details about this individual via the easily intercepted lines of the regular post then my efforts might all be for naught. Should you wish to know more, I suggest we utilize those secure measures once implemented in your time as Prime Minister.

    Yours always in good faith,

    -Bernard Magnusson III



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